In addition to this ball, Ty Law will be catching some serious shit from Pats fans when his turncoat fuckface shows up to Foxboro this week in a Jets uniform. Asshole.
So, turns out Ty Law will be playing professional football again real soon. And might even be on the field Thursday night in Foxoro. For the goddamn Jets!
"I just feel better about this and the direction this team is going and how they welcomed me," Law was quoted as saying by Schefter. "I wanted to be somewhere I was wanted." TRANSLATION: Even though the Jets and the Pats have the same record, the Jets have Brett Favre and the Pats don't have Tom Brady. Also the Jets are healthier than the Pats, AND Coach Mangini and the cocksuckers in the Jets front office were willing to kiss my ass, and Bill Belichick and the Pats weren't. I'm an asshole who think the Jets have a better chance to win, so now I'm playing for the goddamn Jets.
I can not say this loud enough or more clearly - FAHK YOU, TY LAW! You had a chance to come back and right the wrong of your soured milk departure from the Pats almost four years ago. All would have been forgiven, like you just needed some space or a timeout, some personal time. But instead, by signing with the goddamn Jets, you basically spit in the face of the love and appreciation we had for you and definitely would have shown you again. All would have been forgiven and forgotten real fahkin' fast if you signed with the Pats, stepped out onto the field at Gillette in your old #24 and helped out a banged up but gung-ho Pats D. Instead you signed with another "former" team (like that one shitty year counts), the one with the team color that's the same as money (something you make no bones about playing for), in what can only be seen as a true sign of frontrunning. I know loyalty plays little to no part in professional sports anymore. I'm not a little kid with a broken sports heart. But I'm a fan, and I was a huge Ty Law guy for years and years. Now he's just another one of those great players who turned his back on where he came from and who helped make him. His pick in Super Bowl 36 is one of my all-time favorite plays. But now it's just an irrelevant highlight. Fahk 'em!
Seriously I'm so mad right now I wish my dick had Apache Chief powers so I could scream "My dick!" and it would grow to 50 times its size so Ty Law can SUCK IT!
Ty Law, bow down before the power of "Fitzy's DICK!"
...Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald
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