And The Award For "Best Description....

....Of What One Would Do To A Hot Girl" Goes To:

WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo.com

"She would walk in the house and I would pounce on her like Dino does when Fred gets home, and for the rest of the weekend she’d have to figure out how to do errands and cook and stuff with me mounting her from behind. By Sunday I'd need a defibrillator to shock my penis back to life." in reference to Kelly Ripa - http://www.wwtdd.com/

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