Saturday, February 26, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
A Generation Ago And Beyond....
Surprisingly enough, the idea of us doing a podcast was mainly inspired by this... or rather... the chief inspiration for me to get off of my ass and actually record anything at all was the School Sucks Podcast. Apologies to Brett Veinotte, the proprietor of School Sucks Project for suggesting that our profanity-laced, unorganized, abomination is in any way inspired by his eloquent, articulate, well researched, professionally produced masterwork. Different strokes, I suppose.
While his episodes have been a little infrequent lately, I still consider this podcast to be required listening.
Enjoy...
While his episodes have been a little infrequent lately, I still consider this podcast to be required listening.
Enjoy...
Monday, February 14, 2011
YOU JUST GOT PUNKED THE FUCK OUT!
The following is a collection of facebook messages between our own Big Cat and, what appears to be a friend of the"loyal listener" that Mr. Cat kindly told to fuck off.. That's when the shit talking began. "LL" took a few shots at us... Mr. Cat responded by mentioning "LL"'s sister worked close by... And if we really wanted to start shit...It wouldn't be very difficult.. He clearly stated that we aren't those kind of people...
Alas... "LL" didn't take it that way... He sent ME a text, telling me to "Shut my Bitch up, and stay away from his sister"... As if I (or Jayson, for that matter) would EVER harm a female, in any way...
He also, as it seems.. decided to get some friends in on the "action"...
Mr. Cat?
Ok, guys.... here... Allow me to show you some messages and some replys from my facebook message center...
Travis P****** February 13 at 1:15pm Report
listen here you fat fucking piece piece of shit....you wanna talk shit about my friend and my sister you now have fucking problems you better pray to god that i never see you..ever you low life cunt i swear if i ever see you all i have to say is you dont want that..soo stop talking shit keep all you have to say before i come looking for you and we both know you dont want that
Jayson J***** February 13 at 8:48pm
hello travis p*******.... I have never been to Haverill, Massachusettes.... is it nice there? Because it sounds nice. I really like your red sweatshirt It really brings out your high cheek bones. I am not sure what I did to make you upset; but you are silly. It is a long drive from Haverill to here. It seems like a waste of gas. I'm just looking out for you, man... Oh, and btw... I'm not sure what the english program is like at Haverill Elementary, but you are aware that there is more punctuation than juat three dots. there are things like commas, semi-colins and my personal favorite, the period. Now, of course, if you're not farmilar with these types of punctuation, when you come to kick my ass, I will be happy to teach you. And when all else fails, always remeber, proof read your work, especially when you're trying to be scary and threatening. because we all know, there is nothing worse than a "high school style" threatening facebook message that is written poorly. I mean, seriously, and again.. I am not sure exactly what I did to you, Travis P******, but it's sad enough that you, Travis P****** from haverill mass, is threatening me on facebook, you can at least not look so god damn ignorant when you write it. But I suppose, in closing, the only thing left to say is:
Travis, I don't know you, but let me tell you, big guy, you look phenominal. I hope that this compliment can help us move forward in our new found relationship. I hope that one day I can come sleep over at your house in Haverill, MA. This was a good talk, I will miss you, please write back soon.
Your Friend,
Jayson XOXOXO
Travis P^^^^^^^ February 13 at 8:55pm Report
You, are, quite, a fag. Is that enough puncuation for you? Or are you going to podcast my "ignorance," as well?
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Travis P****** February 13 at 9:02pm Report
Also, to question what you did to me? You are a fucking idiot! You talk shit about my best friend and his girlfriend. My fat fuck from alton, new hampshire, I am not the person to fuck with, so DONT TEMPT ME! One more thing, my facebook says my HOMETOWN is haverhill, ma. I live very close to alton, new hampshire and will gladly show you what they teach us down there!
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:09pm
Actually, travis p******, your use of the comma, is incorrect.
commas are correctly used in this way, my dear friend, travis p******.:
1. Use a comma to separate the elements in a series (three or more things), including the last two. "He hit the ball, dropped the bat, and ran to first base." You may have learned that the comma before the "and" is unnecessary, which is fine if you're in control of things. However, there are situations in which, if you don't use this comma (especially when the list is complex or lengthy), these last two items in the list will try to glom together (like macaroni and cheese). Using a comma between all the items in a series, including the last two, avoids this problem. This last comma—the one between the word "and" and the preceding word—is often called the serial comma or the Oxford comma. In newspaper writing, incidentally, you will seldom find a serial comma, but that is not necessarily a sign that it should be omitted in academic prose.
2. Use a comma + a little conjunction (and, but, for, nor, yet, or, so) to connect two independent clauses, as in "He hit the ball well, but he ran toward third base."
Contending that the coordinating conjunction is adequate separation, some writers will leave out the comma in a sentence with short, balanced independent clauses (such as we see in the example just given). If there is ever any doubt, however, use the comma, as it is always correct in this situation.
One of the most frequent errors in comma usage is the placement of a comma after a coordinating conjunction. We cannot say that the comma will always come before the conjunction and never after, but it would be a rare event, indeed, that we need to follow a coordinating conjunction with a comma. When speaking, we do sometimes pause after the little conjunction, but there is seldom a good reason to put a comma there.
3. Use a comma to set off introductory elements, as in "Running toward third base, he suddenly realized how stupid he looked."
It is permissible to omit the comma after a brief introductory element if the omission does not result in confusion or hesitancy in reading. If there is ever any doubt, use the comma, as it is always correct. If you would like some additional guidelines on using a comma after introductory elements.
I hope that these "comma rules" help you in your future "facebook threatening" endevaors.
oh, and i love that you have heard of my podcast, all the way in haverill mass. You are such a good friend, that i probably will mention our meeting in my next podcast.
Your friend,
Jayson XOXO
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:11pm
travis, i just got your second message. You live close? that's awesome, let me know where maybe we can hang out and watch the bachelor one night. again, i hope you have taken my lessons to heart, and apply them to your everyday threatening messages.
I hope it isn't to soon for this, but i feel like it's the right time...
LOVE,
Jayson XOXO
Travis P****** February 13 at 9:15pm Report
Wow, you read "punctuation for dummies" CONGRADULATIONS!!! The answer is simple, my smug little cunt. Keep my friends names, what they do, and their personal lives, out of your cocksucker
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:17pm
travis, this has been fun, since you are so close to alton, i will assume, you know where bowman road is. I will be there tonight, hope to see you there.
love,
jayson
Travis P****** February 13 at 9:22pm Report
See you soon. ;-)
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:47pm
Do you need directions, Good Buddy?
Travis P****** February 13 at 10:03pm Report
Nope
Sent via Facebook Mobile
It was in thes hour and a half break, that we recorded what would become Episode 4 of MAYHAM...
Jayson J***** February 13 at 11:31pm
Wtf man are you showing up or what.....
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Travis P****** February 14 at 12:42am Report
your a fucking idiot. why the fuck would i go to your town to fight you? so your butt buddies can jump in while im beating your ass? no thnx im not a dumb fuck like youj
Travis P****** February 14 at 12:45am Report
but trust me dick fuck, i will find you, when you least expect it, and beat you till i cant lift my arms. or you stop moving....
Jayson J***** February 14 at 12:51am
ok man, I'm a little confused at this point.... I was having fun before, but honestly now. I am pretty sure that I have just proved what your "threatening messages" have amounted to.... YOU wanted to be a "big" fucking man and message ME, you wanted to waste my fucking time, YOU wanted to come to ME and make fucking threats... now i gave you a perfect opportunity to make good on your fucking threats and you
PUSSIED OUT
so listen to me, and you listen good you scumbag piece of shit, keep your fucking mouth shut and mind your fucking business and keep your nose out of shit that you really want nothing to do with. Unless you want to come here and meet me face to face, then shut the fuck up. ok? thats it... I don't fucking care about you, your buddy alex or any of the stupid bullshit that you guys have going on, if you two want to run this "we are bad motherfuckers" deal... then run it on someone else... ok? because I just waited for 3 fucking hours for you two fucktards to show up and OH, WHAT A SUPRISE.... you didn't show up.... so honestly, you're a pussy, you're not worth my time... and do me a favor.... kill yourself.....
Love,
Jayson XOXO
Travis P****** February 14 at 12:55am Report
believe whatever you want cock sucker...
Jayson J***** February 14 at 12:57am
ok, man, you "find me" and I'm sure "beat you until you can't lift your arms" is referring to you and your OG haverill douchebag sausage smokers jumping me... sweet... honestly man, fuck this, I can't even waste my time with you, i gave you a chance and you punk'd out... you're a punk.... alex is a punk...... and do yourself a favor and shut your dick pleaser.....
TRAVIS P****** February 14 at 1:03am Report
and shit i have nothing to do with? this all started because you wanted to defend your fucking butt buddy.(wait.. what? defend me? First of all... we ain't "butt buddies") so you want to tell me to mind my own business? FUCK YOU!!! im also glad that a little 21 year old like me can make an old man( hey fuck stick...he's 23...) like you act like a little bitch hahaha. one last thing, you tell me to kill myself..hahaha priceless, the only comeback you have my friend is in the back of your throat...so hopefully we can all move past this and you can stop running your cock sucker. understood? great
fuck you,
your friend from haverhill
TRAVIS P****** February 14 at 1:05am Report
alex has nothing to do with this...this is me and you. and o.g.? haha hilarious i dont jump ppl trust me thats what pussies do...if i wanted to fight you that bad than i wouldve been there but i dont want to hit your kidney and all and go to jail for murder no thnx alll set
Am I WRONG FOLKS!? BUT I JUST PUNKED THIS BITCH OUT!
FUCK THESE KIDS!
You are NOT wrong, sir... But you ARE intoxicated... sleep it off, cupcake.
Alas... "LL" didn't take it that way... He sent ME a text, telling me to "Shut my Bitch up, and stay away from his sister"... As if I (or Jayson, for that matter) would EVER harm a female, in any way...
He also, as it seems.. decided to get some friends in on the "action"...
Mr. Cat?
Ok, guys.... here... Allow me to show you some messages and some replys from my facebook message center...
Travis P****** February 13 at 1:15pm Report
listen here you fat fucking piece piece of shit....you wanna talk shit about my friend and my sister you now have fucking problems you better pray to god that i never see you..ever you low life cunt i swear if i ever see you all i have to say is you dont want that..soo stop talking shit keep all you have to say before i come looking for you and we both know you dont want that
Jayson J***** February 13 at 8:48pm
hello travis p*******.... I have never been to Haverill, Massachusettes.... is it nice there? Because it sounds nice. I really like your red sweatshirt It really brings out your high cheek bones. I am not sure what I did to make you upset; but you are silly. It is a long drive from Haverill to here. It seems like a waste of gas. I'm just looking out for you, man... Oh, and btw... I'm not sure what the english program is like at Haverill Elementary, but you are aware that there is more punctuation than juat three dots. there are things like commas, semi-colins and my personal favorite, the period. Now, of course, if you're not farmilar with these types of punctuation, when you come to kick my ass, I will be happy to teach you. And when all else fails, always remeber, proof read your work, especially when you're trying to be scary and threatening. because we all know, there is nothing worse than a "high school style" threatening facebook message that is written poorly. I mean, seriously, and again.. I am not sure exactly what I did to you, Travis P******, but it's sad enough that you, Travis P****** from haverill mass, is threatening me on facebook, you can at least not look so god damn ignorant when you write it. But I suppose, in closing, the only thing left to say is:
Travis, I don't know you, but let me tell you, big guy, you look phenominal. I hope that this compliment can help us move forward in our new found relationship. I hope that one day I can come sleep over at your house in Haverill, MA. This was a good talk, I will miss you, please write back soon.
Your Friend,
Jayson XOXOXO
Travis P^^^^^^^ February 13 at 8:55pm Report
You, are, quite, a fag. Is that enough puncuation for you? Or are you going to podcast my "ignorance," as well?
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Travis P****** February 13 at 9:02pm Report
Also, to question what you did to me? You are a fucking idiot! You talk shit about my best friend and his girlfriend. My fat fuck from alton, new hampshire, I am not the person to fuck with, so DONT TEMPT ME! One more thing, my facebook says my HOMETOWN is haverhill, ma. I live very close to alton, new hampshire and will gladly show you what they teach us down there!
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:09pm
Actually, travis p******, your use of the comma, is incorrect.
commas are correctly used in this way, my dear friend, travis p******.:
1. Use a comma to separate the elements in a series (three or more things), including the last two. "He hit the ball, dropped the bat, and ran to first base." You may have learned that the comma before the "and" is unnecessary, which is fine if you're in control of things. However, there are situations in which, if you don't use this comma (especially when the list is complex or lengthy), these last two items in the list will try to glom together (like macaroni and cheese). Using a comma between all the items in a series, including the last two, avoids this problem. This last comma—the one between the word "and" and the preceding word—is often called the serial comma or the Oxford comma. In newspaper writing, incidentally, you will seldom find a serial comma, but that is not necessarily a sign that it should be omitted in academic prose.
2. Use a comma + a little conjunction (and, but, for, nor, yet, or, so) to connect two independent clauses, as in "He hit the ball well, but he ran toward third base."
Contending that the coordinating conjunction is adequate separation, some writers will leave out the comma in a sentence with short, balanced independent clauses (such as we see in the example just given). If there is ever any doubt, however, use the comma, as it is always correct in this situation.
One of the most frequent errors in comma usage is the placement of a comma after a coordinating conjunction. We cannot say that the comma will always come before the conjunction and never after, but it would be a rare event, indeed, that we need to follow a coordinating conjunction with a comma. When speaking, we do sometimes pause after the little conjunction, but there is seldom a good reason to put a comma there.
3. Use a comma to set off introductory elements, as in "Running toward third base, he suddenly realized how stupid he looked."
It is permissible to omit the comma after a brief introductory element if the omission does not result in confusion or hesitancy in reading. If there is ever any doubt, use the comma, as it is always correct. If you would like some additional guidelines on using a comma after introductory elements.
I hope that these "comma rules" help you in your future "facebook threatening" endevaors.
oh, and i love that you have heard of my podcast, all the way in haverill mass. You are such a good friend, that i probably will mention our meeting in my next podcast.
Your friend,
Jayson XOXO
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:11pm
travis, i just got your second message. You live close? that's awesome, let me know where maybe we can hang out and watch the bachelor one night. again, i hope you have taken my lessons to heart, and apply them to your everyday threatening messages.
I hope it isn't to soon for this, but i feel like it's the right time...
LOVE,
Jayson XOXO
Travis P****** February 13 at 9:15pm Report
Wow, you read "punctuation for dummies" CONGRADULATIONS!!! The answer is simple, my smug little cunt. Keep my friends names, what they do, and their personal lives, out of your cocksucker
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:17pm
travis, this has been fun, since you are so close to alton, i will assume, you know where bowman road is. I will be there tonight, hope to see you there.
love,
jayson
Travis P****** February 13 at 9:22pm Report
See you soon. ;-)
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Jayson J***** February 13 at 9:47pm
Do you need directions, Good Buddy?
Travis P****** February 13 at 10:03pm Report
Nope
Sent via Facebook Mobile
It was in thes hour and a half break, that we recorded what would become Episode 4 of MAYHAM...
Jayson J***** February 13 at 11:31pm
Wtf man are you showing up or what.....
Sent via Facebook Mobile
Travis P****** February 14 at 12:42am Report
your a fucking idiot. why the fuck would i go to your town to fight you? so your butt buddies can jump in while im beating your ass? no thnx im not a dumb fuck like youj
Travis P****** February 14 at 12:45am Report
but trust me dick fuck, i will find you, when you least expect it, and beat you till i cant lift my arms. or you stop moving....
Jayson J***** February 14 at 12:51am
ok man, I'm a little confused at this point.... I was having fun before, but honestly now. I am pretty sure that I have just proved what your "threatening messages" have amounted to.... YOU wanted to be a "big" fucking man and message ME, you wanted to waste my fucking time, YOU wanted to come to ME and make fucking threats... now i gave you a perfect opportunity to make good on your fucking threats and you
PUSSIED OUT
so listen to me, and you listen good you scumbag piece of shit, keep your fucking mouth shut and mind your fucking business and keep your nose out of shit that you really want nothing to do with. Unless you want to come here and meet me face to face, then shut the fuck up. ok? thats it... I don't fucking care about you, your buddy alex or any of the stupid bullshit that you guys have going on, if you two want to run this "we are bad motherfuckers" deal... then run it on someone else... ok? because I just waited for 3 fucking hours for you two fucktards to show up and OH, WHAT A SUPRISE.... you didn't show up.... so honestly, you're a pussy, you're not worth my time... and do me a favor.... kill yourself.....
Love,
Jayson XOXO
Travis P****** February 14 at 12:55am Report
believe whatever you want cock sucker...
Jayson J***** February 14 at 12:57am
ok, man, you "find me" and I'm sure "beat you until you can't lift your arms" is referring to you and your OG haverill douchebag sausage smokers jumping me... sweet... honestly man, fuck this, I can't even waste my time with you, i gave you a chance and you punk'd out... you're a punk.... alex is a punk...... and do yourself a favor and shut your dick pleaser.....
TRAVIS P****** February 14 at 1:03am Report
and shit i have nothing to do with? this all started because you wanted to defend your fucking butt buddy.(wait.. what? defend me? First of all... we ain't "butt buddies") so you want to tell me to mind my own business? FUCK YOU!!! im also glad that a little 21 year old like me can make an old man( hey fuck stick...he's 23...) like you act like a little bitch hahaha. one last thing, you tell me to kill myself..hahaha priceless, the only comeback you have my friend is in the back of your throat...so hopefully we can all move past this and you can stop running your cock sucker. understood? great
fuck you,
your friend from haverhill
TRAVIS P****** February 14 at 1:05am Report
alex has nothing to do with this...this is me and you. and o.g.? haha hilarious i dont jump ppl trust me thats what pussies do...if i wanted to fight you that bad than i wouldve been there but i dont want to hit your kidney and all and go to jail for murder no thnx alll set
Am I WRONG FOLKS!? BUT I JUST PUNKED THIS BITCH OUT!
FUCK THESE KIDS!
You are NOT wrong, sir... But you ARE intoxicated... sleep it off, cupcake.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Whoa Whoa WHOA! Pump The Fucking BRAKES!
Hold the fucking phone....
I find this "organization" and this blog a bit fucking nutty... The mixed reactions we recieve from this brick shithouse is out of fucking control. We have people trying to use this blog as evidence in court, people trying to gain insight into our lives based on what they hear or see on this blog and (my personal favorite) we have people talking shit one minute and the next trying to be our best fucking buddies.
It's been brought to my attention that someone that was officially on my "Fuck you asshole, let me see you again" list; thinks that just because a few months have passed, he thinks he can "be a part of this organization."
Let me paint it this way... FUCK THAT
You wanna talk shit to us, attack us on personal levels, talk shit about our families, and how we conduct our relationships, and EVEN attack our parenting... how fucking DARE you think we would ever give you a second fucking glance. FUCK THAT
I think at this point you know who the fuck you are.... You Russian piece of shit...
Furbush might have forgotten what took place because he has enough going on in his life that he can't commit energy into hating you... Me? I say FUCK THAT...
Do what you told everyone you were gonna do and "Move onto better things; much better than McDonalds"... apparently you meant KFC and a fucking Pizza Palace in the "Butthole City" of the area... congratulations... shit bag...
Keep your nose out of our fucking business and enjoy your fucking life.
OH! and before your bitch ass even has an opportunity to bring it up...
Your not dealing with the "alcoholic asshole who is couch surfing on his friends couch" anymore... thats right asshole I am and have been 100% sober... so come at me now, be a fucking man for once....
So Do I want you to be, or will you EVER contribute to anything we do here?!
FUCK THAT!
I find this "organization" and this blog a bit fucking nutty... The mixed reactions we recieve from this brick shithouse is out of fucking control. We have people trying to use this blog as evidence in court, people trying to gain insight into our lives based on what they hear or see on this blog and (my personal favorite) we have people talking shit one minute and the next trying to be our best fucking buddies.
It's been brought to my attention that someone that was officially on my "Fuck you asshole, let me see you again" list; thinks that just because a few months have passed, he thinks he can "be a part of this organization."
Let me paint it this way... FUCK THAT
You wanna talk shit to us, attack us on personal levels, talk shit about our families, and how we conduct our relationships, and EVEN attack our parenting... how fucking DARE you think we would ever give you a second fucking glance. FUCK THAT
I think at this point you know who the fuck you are.... You Russian piece of shit...
Furbush might have forgotten what took place because he has enough going on in his life that he can't commit energy into hating you... Me? I say FUCK THAT...
Do what you told everyone you were gonna do and "Move onto better things; much better than McDonalds"... apparently you meant KFC and a fucking Pizza Palace in the "Butthole City" of the area... congratulations... shit bag...
Keep your nose out of our fucking business and enjoy your fucking life.
OH! and before your bitch ass even has an opportunity to bring it up...
Your not dealing with the "alcoholic asshole who is couch surfing on his friends couch" anymore... thats right asshole I am and have been 100% sober... so come at me now, be a fucking man for once....
So Do I want you to be, or will you EVER contribute to anything we do here?!
FUCK THAT!
Episode 2: Loose Cunt Connection...
Could it be? preparation? say hello to the Princess.. who can't keep her trap shut... Big Cat has a message to a "Loyal Listener"... www.bandonox.blogspot.com follow these guys on twitter... and why is our rss feed fucked up? @ThatKevinSmith @wwtdd @joerogan @schoolsucksshow @Howard_Stern @BTLSRadio
http://www.divshare.com/download/14426181-7b4
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Episode 1: Crackberry Deluxe...
The only direction to go from here is up.... Furbush breathes heavily (as usual)and gets all sensitive while Big Cat and Jon-Jon break balls... StephyMac proves that she ain't a talker... www.bandonox.blogspot.com www.mayham.podomatic.com follow Mr. Cat and Furbush on twitter @JacksBigCat @bandonox What Would Tyler Durden Do? www.wwtdd.com follow on twitter @wwtdd Special thanks to Shooter Jennings for Bumper Music follow him on twitter @TennesseeWolf
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Noche Del Chupacabra....
... Chew on some tasty new Wo-Fat, while I prepare a tasty, new MayHAM podcast.
MayHAM with Big Cat And Furbush goes LIVE later today, fuckers...
MayHAM with Big Cat And Furbush goes LIVE later today, fuckers...
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