Well Then Allow Me...

To Start by saying FUCK JAY LENO!

Project MayHAM is Headed To Chicago......

... I will be attending the prestigious Hamburger University for the next week...


Big Cat.. It's your show for the next 6 days...

Don't. Fuck. It. Up.

Tyg and Gemma Get It ON!

Howard Zinn....

....August 24, 1922 – January 27, 2010




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Goodbye Ruby Conan.....

Hopefully See You In September....You Mic Bastard....

Artie Fucking Lange.....

01/08/2010 - Artie Lange attempted suicide by stabbing himself, police confirmed to the Jersey Journal on Thursday.

Howard Stern lifted his self-imposed ban on discussing his sidekick's suicide attempt, saying Thursday on his broadcast that when he heard the news, it was "too much to bear."

"I was surprised and glad that Artie's situation had been kept quiet.... I'm angry about it, I'm sad about it. I don't know what to think," Stern said. "I'm all over the place emotionally."

Lange is out of the hospital; an attendant in the lobby of the comic's apartment said he saw him heading out from home on an errand. Neighbors' reaction to the news were mixed.

"I think every great comic I know who’s truly funny thinks they suck, thinks the audience sucks and if the audience likes [it] -- it’s like Woody Allen told the old Groucho Marx joke at the beginning of 'Annie Hall.' He goes, 'I would never want to belong to any club that would have me as a member,'" Lange said to the Post's Mandy Stadtmiller (before telling her that she "should be a shrink"). "Every big comedian I know thinks they suck and if a crowd accepts them and thinks they’re funny then the crowd must suck too."

Lange was found unconscious but breathing by his mother Jan. 2; she called 911 at 9:28 a.m. EST and paramedics arrived 10 minutes later. The hospital has been identified as Jersey City Medical Center.



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I know it's a little late for this post, but I listen to the Stern Show daily and knowing that a man I listen to everyday attempted suicide is almost unfathomable to me. The man stabbed himself 9 times in the torso. There were 6 hesitation wounds and 3 deep stabs....I just want to say that Project MayHAM Supports Artie Lange and we wish him a very speedy recovery...

Back At Full Strength....

I have FINALLY Gotten off My Cheap Ass and Purchased The Internet, Project MayHAM Is Officially at Full strength again and prepared to take over the internet.... douche bags....

Suppose I Say...

... that I may or may not be sorta liking this little ruse. Suppose I say that I may be falling into the trap that I knew was coming all along.
I hate myself right now.
A simple task.
Remove the one thing in your life that makes you miserable....
What the fuck?
Why can't I do it?

I verbally admitted to her yesterday that I was starting to like her again.... Where have my balls gone? Have I forgotten? What's the deal?
I'm WEAK... I need to man up...

Charlie Don't Ski...

Fucking Kaitlynn...

First time skiing and not only does she break her fucking leg.... She sprains it too....

Fuck. My. Life...

SHUT THE FUCK UP.....

....Jesus Fucking Christ, People... lets pretend you pay someone to mow your lawn. Suppose every day.. this person, that YOU pay.. to do a job.. for YOU.. mows half the grass... takes twice as long as they should to mow half the grass... then mouths off to you when you tell them to mow all of the grass in a reasonable amount of time....

Then one day after they get done mowing half the grass.... they get behind the wheel of their uninsured shit box and start doing 40mph laps around your house... and hit it. HARD.. Hard enough to cause THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS worth of damage....

Then they tell you "HEY.. guess what... not only am I not gonna pay for that... but you are gonna still pay me to do a half assed job and run my mouth like a fucking retarded spoiled loser fuckbag all god damn day... mmmKay?"

Your response?

"Fuck YOU... You're fired"

RIGHT?????

end of discussion.
SHUT THE FUCK UP....
ps... people that don't believe in evolution are fucking stupid....

Making Fucking Videos (Again)...

Elvis Aron Presley....

January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977