**ALERT!** FURBUSH UPDATE!

The word has been passed down that our "fearless" leader should be back, full strength, uninhibated December 4th, 2010. That is the date when he is FINALLY Free from his shackles and his ability to exercise his FIRST AMENDMANT RIGHTS will be given back to him. I'm sure that he will be ready to DROP FUCKING knowledge on you motherfuckers again.

Oh and to all those Rat bastards and fucking lawyers reading this page for evidence...haha FUCK YOU

R.I.P. Greg Giraldo...

Project MayHam would like to say good bye to a brilliant Comedic mind today, Greg Giraldo. He was a funny motherfucker and he was WAY UNDER-RATED....
He did a lot of Comedy Central roasts, and I suggest you check them out if you haven't seen or heard his work. Below I have copied an article from the Washington Post, so that you can get the full story and so I can not get fucking Carpal Tunnel by typing the whole fucking thing... But in all seriousness and in closing, Project MayHam would like to say: Greg Giraldo....This PBR goes out to you brotha, Rest Easy....




Article Courtesy of The Washington Post:

NEW YORK (AP) - Greg Giraldo, a stand-up comedian who specialized in rants and insult-filled roasts, has died. He was 44.

Giraldo died at the Robert Wood Johnson Hospital in New Brunswick, N.J., after being hospitalized days earlier. New Brunswick policeLt. J.T. Miller said officers found Giraldo in his room at the Hyatt New Brunswick on Saturday night.

The Home News Tribune of East Brunswick reported that Giraldo had suffered a drug overdose, citing New Brunswick police. Giraldo's managers declined to comment Thursday.

On Wednesday's "Daily Show," Jon Stewart paid tribute to Giraldo. Instead of showing the shows traditional final segment, "Moment of Zen," the program ran a "Moment of Greg," playing a clip of Giraldo performing.

"The comedy world lost a good man and a great comic," Stewart said. "When you were working the clubs, he was just one of those guys that you loved to run into, because he was always a font of warmth and good humor and just smart-as-hell comedy."

Born in New York, Giraldo initially pursued a career in law, earning a bachelor's degree from Columbia and a law degree from Harvard. But he abandoned that path for stand-up, toiling in comedy clubs and on television.

In one stand-up bit _ one of his most popular on YouTube _ he questioned opponents of same-sex marriage: "George Bush says two gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. The sanctity of marriage? Is anyone here married? Does it feel like a gift from God to you?"

He starred in the ABC sitcom "Common Law" _ in which he fittingly played a lawyer _ but the show was canceled after four episodes. He was also a judge on the NBC reality show "Last Comic Standing."

He was a frequent guest on "The Late Show with David Letterman," "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and "The Howard Stern Show." He often appeared on Comedy Central's roast series. His last appearance on the network (on which he had two comedy half-hour comedy specials) was the "Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff" in August.

Comedy Central said in a statement: "The tragic news of Greg's passing hits us very, very hard. Greg has been a member of the Comedy Central family for years, injecting his energy and wicked sense of humor into countless projects. The comedy community lost a brother today. Our thoughts are with his family."

Giraldo was divorced with three children.

News of Giraldo's death circulated on the Internet. His website referred visitors to Giraldo's Facebook page, where fans left their condolences.

"RIP, buddy," wrote comedian Jim Norton on Twitter. Comedian Jim Gaffigan wrote "Goodbye Greg. I love you" _ adding a lament for addiction. Comedian Aziz Ansari called Giraldo "one of the most respected comic I can think of" and said: "The world has lost a hysterical man." Joan Rivers said that she was very fond of Giraldo and that she was very angry: "What a waste of comedic talent."

Comedian Patton Oswalt used a savory turn of phrase to note that "If there's a heaven then Einstein, Asimov, Voltaire and Anne Frank are" getting the daylights "roasted out of 'em tonight."


Oh and BTW: Is it weird that I did a Spell-check to check over my work and I ended up correcting the article from the FUCKING NEWSPAPER!?.... this country is going to shit....

The Palace of Sin

The Palace of Sin: For everyone who had the pleasure of being a part of it, this video should bring back some amazing memories....enjoy....

Tortured Musicians....

I wonder if....

Lawyers are still checking this blog for evidence....




haha I sure hope so!

Music Buzz...

This fall has a few records coming out that I'm both excited about and also interested to hear. I know that the music field is hands down Bandonox's specialty.... well really Pop Culture in general is Bandonox's specialty. I was just brought in to post random shit that amused me, he's the serious (and absent) author.

But as I was saying there are a few musical acts releasing albums this fall that I am pretty excited to hear.
Corey Taylor has said that the new Stone Sour Cd, is his best piece of work to date, Slipknot included. When I heard about this my loins were immediately moist with excitement. Slipknot is a metal Juggernaut and Stone Sour is a Rock-Radio Phenomenon. As far as I'm concerned both of those bands should thank their lucky stars every night that they met Corey Taylor. That man wakes up and pisses musical talent.
After Listening to the first half of the new Stone Sour Record (entitled Audio Secrecy), I was nothing short of distraught. Tracks 1-8 were clearly the "radio friendly" bunch. They were light, fluffy, and sad, it was upsetting. (You will have to wait to see if Bandonox feels the need to review it for details). But I felt that the last 6 tracks were far more palatable for me. Heavier, angrier and more in touch with the roots of Stone Sour. It's definatly worth a listen.

Shifting gears pretty severely, the other record I'm interested in hear is the new Jamey Johnson album (The Guitar Song). I have only been listening to Jamey for two years now since I read a review in Rolling Stone of his album "That Lonesome Song." They compared his gritty, self-loathing lyrics to Johnny Cash. This alone immediately caught my interest (this was before I realized that the Rolling Stone reviews were 95% bullshit). So I found it and gave it a listen. Lets just say I was not disappoint. It was real, it was raw and I felt it. He was singing about what every drinking and drugging man's man has ever felt. Everything from getting arrested in a motel room with a hooker and cocaine to waking up in his pickup truck with "whiskey eyes and ashtray breath". It probably doesn't say too much for me, but I've felt those things, those lyrics actually brought memories back for me.
So I am excited to see if Mr. Jamey Johnson has continued down the road of degradation or if he has fallen into the fold of cookie cutter, bullshit pop-rock country acts. I'm hoping for the first of the two, but I will have to wait and find out, maybe I'll keep you posted on that.

And lastly on a more personal note I would like to point out some local (New Hampshire) talent that I know personally. Mr. Aaron Lee Marshall and Mr. Dave Emeney.

Aaron Lee Marshall has just released his second album. It's a live record entitled Take It and Like It (look for it and his first record, Now Maybe, on ITunes). It was recorded at the Rochester Opera House in Rochester New Hampshire. Yours Truly and Bandonox were both in attendance and were blown away. Aaron has been said to be the #1 selling artist from the state of Maine in Down East Magazine. At Bull Moose Music Stores he is the #1 selling recording Artist. This man is 100% talent and you should really go out and look up his stuff it's worth it and 100% Project MayHam endorsed.

Another local artist worth mentioning is Dave Emeney. Dave is a personal friend of mine and also of Aaron Lee Marshall. He is currently recording his first studio album "The Great American Failure" at Superior Sound Studios in Somersworth New Hampshire. He has actually, today, finished all of his parts and is just awaiting drums and the album will be complete and should be available on ITunes in October so keep an eye out. His music is emotion evoking and powerful stuff. to say that it's worth listening to would be doing his music no justice. I have watched this album grow from it's infancy. I was watched this man play "a few songs he wrote" while he was shitfaced drunk in his crummy apartment at 2 am. and now he is finishing his ALBUM that will be released nationally on ITUNES. Please, if you do one thing, buy this album, it's a must and I 100% endorse it....


I hope this has been fun to read because it was a bitch to type.... I'm headed to have a few drinks with Mr. Dave Emeney as we speak....Take it easy....bitches....

I am Lost In This Thing: Desert Spring.....

I don't really know how to describe it other than I feel like I am spiraling out of control. Enemies look like friends and I am looking at friends as complete enemies.... I'm lost in a sea of Change, fear, paranoia and an over all sense of losing myself. But I mean I walk through life day to day and no one notices. No one sees that under my well planned and well placed "cool, calm and collected" look on my face and my "yeah whatever" attitude that under all of that I am an udder tornado of feelings. I am torn everyday by memories of the past (and the mistakes I've made) and complete fear of the future. People who used to (and should be) comforting me only load the stress upon my shoulders ten fold; of course to no fault of their own, it's all in my head. Mistrust, paranoia and fear clog my judgement and cloud my perception. I feel completely lost... So much has changed, so much has hurt, and so much has torn me to complete pieces that I haven't had a chance to catch up, and it's affecting me. I can't tell what is real and whats just conjured up by my over thinking. I feel like if this keeps up I'm going to break. I trust no one... The only thing that always kept me sane is only appearing two days a week, the rest of the time, I am left to my own devices. I just hope that all of this lets up soon... I don't know how much more I can take...

What Can I Tell Yah....

Furbush = Hobo...

Have no fear you inconsiderate assholes. Furbush has not forgotten about all you loyal little monkeys. Due to his pending divorce he has been without access to the internet. He has been staying in a field, in a tent. This said field has become my new party spot of course, so I'm not complaining.

But he has every intention of coming back full force and dropping a varitable atom bomb of white trash drama on your eagar eyes. Stay Tuned kids, it'll be worth the wait...

I Haven't Wanted To....

...Jerk off on a comedian's tits so badly since I saw Artie Lange with his shirt off; until i laid eyes on this maliciously hilarious bombshell.



Her Name is Whitney Cummings. She's funny as all hell. I first heard her on the roast of david hasselhoff. I was half asleep, so i just left an ear open to hear the jokes. I heard Whitney's set and it was fucking vicious and hilarious. Those jokes where you go "Oh shit.... that was brutal.... but fuck thats hilarious". The very next week i hear baba-booey promoting the fact that she will be on the stern show in a couple of days. and I figured "fuck, she's funny, I'll be sure not to miss that." So up until this point I have no idea what this broad looks like. All i know is that this broad has a sharp tongue and a quick wit. She could have looked like lisa lampanelli and I still would have been turned on. But when I tuned into the Stern Show and I hear Howard commenting "jesus you're smokin' hott" i was immediatly intrigued.

She Funny and Hott... look her up, you won't be disappointed.